Laura

I’m on Plurk right now. 
I’m talking to people. Including this one girl that tried to steal my name!

Why would she do that?
It’s not nice of her.

Maria hasn’t let me sleep. She’s too loud.
I have ten toes. It sounds like mentos. Which is like MEN toes.
Yeah that’s right.

Chicken come from reptiles. Reptiles come from DINOSAURS.
Reptiles taste like chicken.
THEREFORE Dinosaurs taste like chicken.
Which means CHICKEN TASTES LIKE DINOSAUR.

That’s right I just blew your mind.

HARRY POTTER DOES NOT LIKE TOM RIDDLE BECAUSE HARRY ONLY LIKES HAIRY PEOPLE AND TOM IS BALDEMORT.
HARRY IS A DICTATOR!
NOT COOL HARRY NOT COOL AT ALL….

Maria is Spencer, but Spencer is not Maria.
That doesn’t make sense.
Gosh darn it, Maria keeps laughing, but people are trying to sleep.
EXCEPT ME, ‘CAUSE IS A DICTATOR TOO.

Just kidding.

I keep having to sneeze, but those darn sneeze fairies don’t let me sneeze! How rude. I’m gonna sue them.  

I’m gonna sue Maria as well. Okay I won’t, ‘cause I love her.

I think Maria is drunk. She keeps laughing for no reason at all!

There is this guy on Plurk, he’s just there smiling and staring at me.
What a creepo.

People say that Unicorns poop rainbows. Skittles are rainbows. So we are eating unicorn poop. Which sucks. But it tastes soooo good, but i’m eating pooop. That’s not good. BUT THEN AGAIN, UNICORNS ARE MAGICAL, SO IT’S OKAY.

BLACK IS AN AWESOME COLOR, but it’s not a color it’s a shade! LEARN  THAT WORLD BECAUSE YOU ARE WRONG!!!

I thought Maria was dead, but then she laughed, so she’s alive. That’s good.

MY SINUSES CLEARED UP I CAN BREATHTHTHTHTHTH

I have a lisp when I say “s” or “th”
That’s right i’m awesome. 

I HAVE OLD PEOPLE HANDS.
They is wrinkly.
I’m too young!

I think Maria is on drugs.
Not cool Maria.
Stop laughing randomly. 

I AM DOCTOR WHO, BUT I AM A GIRL.
LIKE AMY, BUT THE DOCTOR INSTEAD.
NOT RIVER.
BUT AMY.
BUT NOT AMY,
BUT THE DOCTOR.  

Note to Laura, after I sleep and wake up: Yes, you wrote this, people think you are crazy. but I’m not. So it’s okay. Now laugh about it. If you remember, keep laughing. If you don’t, laugh some more. That’s right. I am you, so you must listen! Bwahahahaha. I love you Laura, ‘cause I love me. 

*EDIT*

hi, it’s Maria, or that-weird-place-called-my mind, or spencer in the dalton plurk backally. juuuuust wanted to add, hat no, i dont know whats wrong with her. no, she isnt high or drunk. and i actually keep telling her to sleep, and was making no noise till i was laughing at her antics. because things like these keep coming out out of her mouth. i apologize for her.